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Somewhere down in Texas
A texas rancher was feeling crowded because everybody was moving to his home state. So he decides to buy a ranch in the Austrailian outback to be away from people.
One day the Texas rancher was out building fence when an Austrailian rancher rides up on a horse. They greet each other.
The Aussie says "Mate, since ye are new to the area, there is a party at my ranch house tonight and you are the guest of honor."
The Texan is pretty excited because he did attend Texas BBQ's and get togethers in Texas.
The Aussie says "Thats right Mate. Theres gonna be alot of drinking. And after the drinking, theres gonna be alot of dancing."
The Texan is really interested now.
The Aussie goes on "and afta the dancing, theres gonna be a little fightin'."
"And afta the fightin, theres gonna be ALOT of love making."
The Texan is so excited that he can't stand it. So he asks the Aussie rancher, "Well what should I wear?"
The Aussie replies, "Wear, I don't care what ye wear Mate, its just gonna be me and you."
DL
One day the Texas rancher was out building fence when an Austrailian rancher rides up on a horse. They greet each other.
The Aussie says "Mate, since ye are new to the area, there is a party at my ranch house tonight and you are the guest of honor."
The Texan is pretty excited because he did attend Texas BBQ's and get togethers in Texas.
The Aussie says "Thats right Mate. Theres gonna be alot of drinking. And after the drinking, theres gonna be alot of dancing."
The Texan is really interested now.
The Aussie goes on "and afta the dancing, theres gonna be a little fightin'."
"And afta the fightin, theres gonna be ALOT of love making."
The Texan is so excited that he can't stand it. So he asks the Aussie rancher, "Well what should I wear?"
The Aussie replies, "Wear, I don't care what ye wear Mate, its just gonna be me and you."
DL