A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel outside Vegas.
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, 'I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!'
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.'
The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick'!!!
He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says, 'I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!'
The Madam is astonished. 'But sir, for that kind of money you could have one of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.'
The trucker replies, 'Listen sweetheart, I ain't horny, I'm homesick'!!!