Update on the growing family

phisherman

Joined Oct 2005

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Lost in translation

Discussion Starter
• Apr 26, 2007

• #1

My wife just called me and I'm in trouble; we are going to have a little girl to watch over now. Its not bad enough Alexyis is growing up (she turned 10 today, yikes); but now another girl to worry about. I'll have to keep boys awqay from the house from now until about 20 or so years from now. And once Daniel turns 11, no friends over the house. No one is getting to my little girl.
Anyways I am excited and now I can start fighting with the wife on what we want for a name. She hates the one I like and I can't stand the one she likes. The only problem is she will not budge one inch. No other name is allowed in conversation. Its going to be a long spring and summer.

 

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Travismaine

Joined Apr 2005

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Machias Maine

• Apr 26, 2007

• #2

The best was to control the boys is to make sure there are plenty of pictures of you and your daughter shooting. Every time a boy came to visit my daughter I made sure he had a good look at the pictures of my daughter shooting. Worked for me..

 

cybrus

Joined Feb 2005

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Cedar Key

• Apr 26, 2007

• #3

Good luck on the naming!

Our baby is due in July and we had no trouble picking out a boys name, but coming up with a girls name has been difficult. One of us will make a suggestion and the other will veto it. If it turns out to be a girl, we'll probably just end up naming her in the hospital.

 

Doc-T

Joined Nov 2005

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The Matrix?

• Apr 26, 2007

• #4

Congrats you guys!

 

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Cloudy

Joined Mar 2006

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Michigan

• Apr 26, 2007

• #5

Congrats Phish. I have an idea about the name. Have a contest and whoever sends you the best package of cigars gets naming rights, think the wife would go for that? :lol:

 

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BigMatt

Joined Apr 2007

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Pittsburg, CA

• Apr 26, 2007

• #6

I dated this girl in high school... Her dad took me aside one day and told me, "If I find out you're f-ing my daughter, I'm going to f you!".

That was all that need to be said about that...

Cheers!
BigMatt

 

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kuzi16

Joined Apr 2006

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on the grass

• Apr 26, 2007

• #7

BigMatt said:

I dated this girl in high school... Her dad took me aside one day and told me, "If I find out you're f-ing my daughter, I'm going to f you!".

That was all that need to be said about that...

Cheers!
BigMatt

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i was the kind of jerk that when a father did something very close to that i said to him "im not f-ing your daughter, and you aren't my type"

i think what he said to me was "if you have sex with her, ill show you what its like to be f-ed"

i could see he was trying not to laugh.

my advice about the boys is this: make her standards very high. A good guy will never take advantage of her.

 

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mikegunner

Joined Feb 2003

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North Central WV

• Apr 26, 2007

• #8

Ariel is almost 4 and since before she was born I have had my saying ready ---


"Son, I have a shotgun, a shovel, 5 acres and a bag of lime... no one will find you... no one will miss you.... If I catch you messing with my daughter I will f-ing KILL YOU!"

It fits well with the sign on my front wall that reads in reflective lettering (like a highway sign!) PRIVATE DRIVE... NO TRESPASSING...VIOLATORS WILL BE SHOT...SURVIVORS WILL BE PROSECUTED

When I got my permit, it was before the "shall issue" days, so there was a legal advertisement in the paper for 2 weeks before my Circuit Court Hearing announcing I was getting a gun permit and when the hearing was in case someone felt I should not be allowed to carry a concealed weapon. When I got re-married, my wife came from out of town.... within a month she came to me with "Honey, do you know what your reputation is around town?"

I asked her what she had heard..

"They call you a 'crazy gun guy'!"

I just laughed!

 

phisherman

Joined Oct 2005

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Lost in translation

Discussion Starter
• Apr 26, 2007

• #9

BigMatt said:

I dated this girl in high school... Her dad took me aside one day and told me, "If I find out you're f-ing my daughter, I'm going to f you!".

That was all that need to be said about that...

Cheers!
BigMatt

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Well, was he cute? :mrgreen:

 

elidog

Joined Apr 2006

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Watching Eli smoke Robs cigars

• Apr 26, 2007

• #10

Congrats Dave! I will be praying for you!

 

phisherman

Joined Oct 2005

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Lost in translation

Discussion Starter
• Apr 26, 2007

• #11

elidog said:

Congrats Dave! I will be praying for you!

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Now I know I am going to have a healthy kid. St. Stephen is praying for me. Thanks for the well wishes guys. The kid doesn't worry me so much; getting my house sold does. I still have one trick up my sleeve though.,an old Sicilian superstition/good luck charm. I buried a small statue of St. Joseph upside down in my front lawn. It asssures you that your house will sell quickly. I just forgot weather he needed to face the house or the street. I hope it works.