Won't Believe This!

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cigarsmoka

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Chicago Born/Raised. Hollywood CA Resident
The other day I was at Nomi in the Park Hyatt here is Chicago at my aunt's 50th birthday party. I brought a lot of cigars and was handing a bunch out, and a lot of people were smoking....

A little ways into the night, my jackass Uncle...(he's either okay, or a real jackass!) asked to see my cigar...when I handed it to him he flipped it around in his hand, put the burning end into his mouth and bit my cigar in half then spit the rest on the floor!!!

I have never seen or heard of anything like that! I really couldn't believe what had happened.....It was to a Diploma too!! :twisted:

He later said he regreted doing it.....No Shit!!! I'm sure the blisters in his mouth will keep him from doing this again!!!!!
 
not sure how i would react.... i would probably just stare at him with a blank face trying to figure out what just happened.
 
That's just what I did,

but then out of no where someone handed me a cigar.....

the brethren comes through!!!
 
I've seen a few guys put cigarettes out in their mouth...but a cigar? He didn't eat the lit half did he? That is a pretty EXTREME bar trick!
 
I think he doesn't like the smell, and he wanted to prove a point, if it were a special "non-replacable" stick then he would have had a bigger problem.

He's a big wine snob, but he still doesn't understand that cigars are very similar, that they can be appreciated much like wine and described asa in depth...

It's amazing how many people think a cigar is just a cigar.....
 
i agree about people thinking cigars are cigars. Much to my surprise my mom told me a story about my uncle (big wine guy) and how he got huge into wine around the same age i got into cigars. She said cigars are the same idea as the wine, you store them properly, age them, enjoy all their flavors, and different regions have different flavors. Being someone who hates smoking i couldn't believe she would have that attitude.
then she said, "if my brother and his wine is any prediction, your cigar smoking is going anyway anytime soon."
 
I whould have just lit a new cigar (a cheap one) and insert it up his rectum. But thats just me :twisted:
 
I'm with you demfer, a quick jab to the solar plexis would have initiated a swallow and a scorched esophagus would have taken the work load off the "jacks ass," so to speak.
 
I like the way you guys think!! :twisted: :rnr: 8)
 
A big wine snob huh...the next time he has a real expensive glass of wine in front of him dump some 7-Up in it and say, there that should make it taste better.
 
Markus59 said:
A big wine snob huh...the next time he has a real expensive glass of wine in front of him dump some 7-Up in it and say, there that should make it taste better.
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hahahahh.....or put your cigar out in it :twisted:
 
I have another classic 'won't believe this' story!

Last night, I went out with my old college gentleman's drinking club. Needless to say I took a couple of cigars with me, these being a Diploma and a Partagas #10.

I offered the Diploma to one of my friends, and advised him to remove the label once the cigar had warmed up a bit, and it would easily slide off.

The next time I look at the ash tray, I see the entire wrapper of the Diploma had been unravelled and my friend was sat there smoking a wrapperless cigar! :shock: :banghead:

I couldn't belive it! Well i suppose, takes all sorts.... :roll:
 
That is a great story Ando! To bad it happened with such a fine cigar. Here is another 'can't believe' story:
A friend handed out several cedar wrapped cigars with the little ribbon around the foot. One of his friends tried to light the cigar with the cedar wrapper still on. He told the guy to take the wrapper off. A little later, the guy asks him for a light, saying he can't keep his cigar lit...my friend looks at the guys cigar and realizes he had smoked about a third of it with the cedar still on! The guy said he had peeled the ribbon off and thought that was all he was supposed to do...
 
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