> Itchy
>
> The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to
> Telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it
> And returned to his class.
>
> Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back
> To investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie
> Hanging out.
>
> "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
>
> "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till
> Noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
> KIDS, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???
>
> The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office. He was to
> Telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did it
> And returned to his class.
>
> Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back
> To investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his weenie
> Hanging out.
>
> "I thought I told you to call your mom!" she said.
>
> "I did," he said, "And she told me that if I could stick it out till
> Noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
> KIDS, DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM???
