Forgotten Anniversary -(joke pg)

I sent your joke to my wife. She laughed and said he gets a pass for creativity. She then sent this joke.


Girls night out
Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee. So they decided to stop in a nearby cemetery. Having nothing to wipe with, one of them thought she would take off her panties and use them.

Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said "These damn girl's nights out have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst. My wife came home with no panties!"

"That's nothing" said the other husband, "Mine came back with a card stuck between the crack of her butt that said "From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you."

Sent both to my wife - so far there has been no response. I wonder if I should plan on the couch again tonight - DOH!

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My wife LOVES to get these types of jokes. I sent these to her a couple of days ago.

She always responds in-kind, with jokes about how men are dogs! :lol: :lol: :lol:

THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!! I am sending that out to a few of my friends right now!!!! I can't believe I missed this one earlier.

Those were great!!! Show them to my wife? Are you kidding??