In theater!

Joined Aug 2005
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Armpit of the world....Al Asad, Iraq
Just an update....

I've been here for two weeks now and I gotta say it's not too bad.

Yeah....RIGHT!

It sucked 5 years ago, it sucked a year and half ago and it still sucks today! :lol:

It's about 115 degrees, sand and dirt everywhere, however, the chow hall is fantastic, our rooms (cans) are big and have GREAT A/C and my command is stellar!

Funny story...
I get here with the main body and I quickly realize on our first day that I don't have an office. Nice right? So I go to our maint chief to find out WTF? He tells me that I'll be sharing office space with S-4. I then remind him that the career planner is supposed to have their own office...do to the privacy act and all. He says that he doesn't care. I then have to remind him that the "PRIVACY ACT OF 1974" states that any records maintained on individuals, to include social security numbers or maintained records of interviews need to be secured in a classified area with no outside access. And that any violation of this will result in a $5000 fine and 5 years in jail. I told him, "This is not just an inspectable Marine Corps Order...(which it is)...it is a FEDERAL LAW that I have my own office. He didn't seem to understand. Idiot.

So the CO, SgtMaj and myself start looking for a workspace. The only space available is...get this...and old head. So my office is now officially in the crapper.

Figures.

I'll make it work, though.

I brought some cigars out with me. Should last me about 4 months. More if I only smoke 1 or 2 a week. Not only that, the Haji shops out here sell ISOM cigars. However, only 1 or 2 of them sell real ones.

When I get my camera hooked up to my computer, I'll download some pics.

Talk to you soon,
Jeff
 
Glad you made it over there safe Jeff. Stay that way! Office in the crapper - that's funny - sort of :lol: Keep in touch- need anything- let us know. Take care bro!!
 
Good to hear from you, Jeff! Almost like Office Space, huh? Just make sure they don't take your red Swingline stapler. I can't wait to see some pics. Are you allowed to tell us about your furture missions?

Capt
 
Capt said:
Good to hear from you, Jeff! Almost like Office Space, huh? Just make sure they don't take your red Swingline stapler. I can't wait to see some pics. Are you allowed to tell us about your furture missions?

Capt

Not really. All I can give you is non classified info after the fact.

I'm sure that there will be some good scoop! :eek:mg:
 
Been thinking about you a lot lately. Glad to hear you're okay. Take it easy over there. I guess you're going to have to be dealing with a lot of crap, huh, I mean with the new office and all, hee, hee, heee!!! God bless you. Hope to be more in touch soon.
 
Here are some pics of my unit in Ireland before we left for Iraq, my room, my work, my "office", my brithday and small sandstorm.
I'll put more of my office when it's finished.
 

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Great photos! Make sure you let us know if you guys need anything - especially if your cigar cache is running low!
 
Look at this guy, the life o' Riley here, 60" flat screens, naked women everywhere, seven course meals at the snap of a finger, top shelf whiskey flowing like running water, is this any way to fight a war, hee, hee, heee!!!

A big thumbs up, Sgt. DevilDog. Stay safe. That lighter is REALLY cool!!! Awaiting more pictures.

SEMPER FI!!!
 
Good to hear from ya Brother Jeff!
Great office, I always thought you were full of...NAH!!!

Semper Fi Marine, don't take any jack from ANYONE!!! Git 'em Devildog!
 
Glad to hear yo made it there in one piece. And if anyone gives you a rough time in your office; you can give them shit for it. Take care Bro and be safe.