Buss my ribs....:
"I have fore cell a 3oo H. and Holland mangrum, new in box, condition good to very good to excellent, sorta. It has never been farred, except for about 5 to six thoudn rounds I test farred it. Once or twice. I have the ariginal papers where mah cousin’s nephew’s uncle bought it for me. I mean for him. It has bin only dropped a time er two, except the last time it was dropped, it got scratched real bad on the cereal number, whar you cain’t read it any more. But that’s Ok, I got it mesmerized.
Some fool sawed the barl off, but I got the piece, and my uncle’s nephew’s cousin is a good welder. If ye want it. So am I.
Mah brother Dewey went ‘n duct taped this here piece of conduit on the barl, with warshers and steel wool in it. Don’t reckin anybody wants that.
It’s reel fun two shoot, only it’s never been farred. Looks kindly nyew.
Dewey was gonna float the barl, or what’s left, ‘cept his pipe ranch idn’t real sharp, so it’s a little rough right where it goes into the receiver. Besides, barls don’t float. We found that out ‘bout a month after we soaked it in the creek, then ranched it back on. And I sharpened the jaws on his pipe ranch while the barl was a-floatin’, or soakin’, so it was easier to put back on than takin it off. Only the writing on the barl is upside-down, and on the other side of whar it was.
I’m askin fit dollars, but would take sebnty-five if you offered.
Will thow in some nyew rope for a slang, and haffa tube of Bin-Gay, no extry."
Har!--JJ
"I have fore cell a 3oo H. and Holland mangrum, new in box, condition good to very good to excellent, sorta. It has never been farred, except for about 5 to six thoudn rounds I test farred it. Once or twice. I have the ariginal papers where mah cousin’s nephew’s uncle bought it for me. I mean for him. It has bin only dropped a time er two, except the last time it was dropped, it got scratched real bad on the cereal number, whar you cain’t read it any more. But that’s Ok, I got it mesmerized.
Some fool sawed the barl off, but I got the piece, and my uncle’s nephew’s cousin is a good welder. If ye want it. So am I.
Mah brother Dewey went ‘n duct taped this here piece of conduit on the barl, with warshers and steel wool in it. Don’t reckin anybody wants that.
It’s reel fun two shoot, only it’s never been farred. Looks kindly nyew.
Dewey was gonna float the barl, or what’s left, ‘cept his pipe ranch idn’t real sharp, so it’s a little rough right where it goes into the receiver. Besides, barls don’t float. We found that out ‘bout a month after we soaked it in the creek, then ranched it back on. And I sharpened the jaws on his pipe ranch while the barl was a-floatin’, or soakin’, so it was easier to put back on than takin it off. Only the writing on the barl is upside-down, and on the other side of whar it was.
I’m askin fit dollars, but would take sebnty-five if you offered.
Will thow in some nyew rope for a slang, and haffa tube of Bin-Gay, no extry."
Har!--JJ