Am I the only one that doesn't have time to finish a cigar?

Ehhhhh, Meester Kapitan, whaht means T.M.I.??? Ees nyoo play scheme for my Nyoo Yor' Jets???
 
You know how pornographic a conversation can become when two Jewish men get to talking.

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Speaking of porn:

Hey Bloof, you know its almost time for me to send you out that gooey Greek dessert!!!!! As soon as it starts to freeze outside!!!!
 
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Hummuna, hummuna, hummuna, HOLD ON, GOTTA GET DRESSED!!! GIMME FIVE MINUTES TO BE OUT AT MY MAILBOX!!!

ALL UNITS TO THE SCENE, ONE ADAM 12, SEE THE MAN WITH THE BAKLAVA!!!

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I don't have a problem letting a cigar I can't finish go out. I just light that baby up later. I knock the ash off, toast the end, and light it up. I find this method works well, without much of a taste difference.

I wouldn't try this on a cigar thats been out more than 24 hours. It doesn't work as well.
 
One of the only good things about having severe chronic headaches is that I always have plenty of time to smoke any length cigar (assuming I don't fall asleep in the middle of it). Let me tell you, dropping a lit cigar onto your stomach is a crappy wake up call.
 
Being that I smoke most of my cigars naked in front of the computer or relaxing on the couch in front of the TV, I know what you mean.
 
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Well, being that I'm already naked, if you keep posting those pictures in your avatar, it also makes it a lot easier to go for the gusto, and take matters in hand, if'n ya know whut Ah mean. :wink:

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Ooohhh, I see ... :bigidea: ... :readingpb:

I figured these are the worst (best?) ones I can get away with posting as an avatar ... apparently they're more inspiring than I thought

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Dbrad, I still want to know who that chick is, and where I can find her!!!
 
Ok Capt ... here she is in a close up, but without her make up ...
 

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