A guy from Cleveland dies and goes to Hell.
Satan, being the jerk that he is, decides to make his after-life miserable. On arrival in hell satan hands out the job of breaking rocks. Satan puts him to work and starts in on the heat and humidity. He gets the temp up to 101* and the humidity up to 90%.
After a while he checks in on the guy and sees that hes breaking the rocks and humming a happy tune. Satan goes up to the guy and asks how he can be so happy when its so hot and humid.
The Clevelander gets a big smile on his face and says "this is just like Cleveland in August, it reminds me of home"
Satan isnt too happy with this so he runs over to the thermostat and gets it down to 35* and makes it rain. When he comes back he sees the guy, again, humming a song and breaking the rocks like its no big deal. Satan asks the Cleveland man why he seems so content when he is ankel deep in cold mud. The man replies "this reminds me of Cleveland in early April."
this Pisses Satan off to no end. He turns the temp all the way down to -40* and blankets Hell with snow and ice and turns up the wind.
when he returns to see how the Clevelander is doing, he finds the guy FROLICKING in the snow, rolling around in it and just having a good time. Satan, shocked, looks at him and asks "how can you be happy when its this cold?"
the man replies: Hell has frozen over, the browns must have won the superbowl!!
Satan, being the jerk that he is, decides to make his after-life miserable. On arrival in hell satan hands out the job of breaking rocks. Satan puts him to work and starts in on the heat and humidity. He gets the temp up to 101* and the humidity up to 90%.
After a while he checks in on the guy and sees that hes breaking the rocks and humming a happy tune. Satan goes up to the guy and asks how he can be so happy when its so hot and humid.
The Clevelander gets a big smile on his face and says "this is just like Cleveland in August, it reminds me of home"
Satan isnt too happy with this so he runs over to the thermostat and gets it down to 35* and makes it rain. When he comes back he sees the guy, again, humming a song and breaking the rocks like its no big deal. Satan asks the Cleveland man why he seems so content when he is ankel deep in cold mud. The man replies "this reminds me of Cleveland in early April."
this Pisses Satan off to no end. He turns the temp all the way down to -40* and blankets Hell with snow and ice and turns up the wind.
when he returns to see how the Clevelander is doing, he finds the guy FROLICKING in the snow, rolling around in it and just having a good time. Satan, shocked, looks at him and asks "how can you be happy when its this cold?"
the man replies: Hell has frozen over, the browns must have won the superbowl!!
