Go Ahead, ask me how cold it is.

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Central Canada, eh?
Just like the topic said, I will answer the question with as many witty retorts as I can come up with.

Soooo......go ahead ask me how cold it is.....
 
Gordonleitchenstein,


How cold is it?


Is it cold enough to freeze reindeer dung?




DL
 
Its so cold, that when you blow your nose, it freezes before it hits the ground!!
 
OK, this one is for Dusty....



It so cold, that Shania Twain covered her midriff.
 
It is so cold, the lawyers have their hands in their OWN pockets for a change!!
 
Its so cold, Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife for a change.
 
HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Gordomatic!!!

I wuz wunderin'...How cold be it whur you ar???
 
It is so cold, that when I put on my coat to take out the garbage, it didn't want to go!!
 
It was so cold here in FL, I had to scrape ice off the windshield TWICE!

Geoff
Who notes it is a chilly 70 outside, and the hooded mergansers are huddled together for warmth! :roll:
 
Here is a free one for you:


It is so cold menopausal women look forward to having a hot flash!!
 
we've been seeing -40 o

vernite and right now it's -34- even the dog(husky)
wants his blanket and bed when he comes in
 
Okay, my turn.

GORDON, HOW COLD IS IT? (as I watch another 4 inches pile up in my driveway!)
 
It is so cold, that when I phoned information for Mattys number, they said to phone back in the spring!!
 
It's 1930 hrs 122208 in beautiful St. Augustine, FL and +37 degrees F in the back yard.

Geoff
Who is wearing pants, shoes and a sweatshirt instead of his usual flip flops shorts and T-shirt. :shock:
 
Here in Northern Georgia, at 0800, 12/23/08, it was a balmy 11 degrees F, under cloudy skies. Yesterday's HIGH was 31 degrees. Oh, and there's a 20 mph wind blowing, as well. :thumbsup: