Bikeman Joined Oct 2005 3K Posts | 14+ Central Canada, eh? Discussion Starter Dec 18, 2008 #1 Just like the topic said, I will answer the question with as many witty retorts as I can come up with. Soooo......go ahead ask me how cold it is.....
Just like the topic said, I will answer the question with as many witty retorts as I can come up with. Soooo......go ahead ask me how cold it is.....
Dustinl Joined Aug 2007 2K Posts | 28+ Somewhere down in Texas Dec 18, 2008 #3 Gordonleitchenstein, How cold is it? Is it cold enough to freeze reindeer dung? DL
Bikeman Joined Oct 2005 3K Posts | 14+ Central Canada, eh? Discussion Starter Dec 18, 2008 #4 Its so cold, that when you blow your nose, it freezes before it hits the ground!!
Bikeman Joined Oct 2005 3K Posts | 14+ Central Canada, eh? Discussion Starter Dec 18, 2008 #5 OK, this one is for Dusty.... It so cold, that Shania Twain covered her midriff.
Bikeman Joined Oct 2005 3K Posts | 14+ Central Canada, eh? Discussion Starter Dec 19, 2008 #8 It is so cold, the lawyers have their hands in their OWN pockets for a change!!
B128thopen Joined Nov 2007 1K Posts | 2+ The hills and the hollers Dec 19, 2008 #9 Gordo...How cold is it right this sec?
Bikeman Joined Oct 2005 3K Posts | 14+ Central Canada, eh? Discussion Starter Dec 19, 2008 #10 Its so cold, Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife for a change.
N NJsmokey Joined Aug 2007 637 Posts | 0+ Dec 20, 2008 #11 Bikeman said: Its so cold, Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife for a change. Click to expand... Yep, thats cold alright! :lol:
Bikeman said: Its so cold, Bill Clinton is sleeping with his own wife for a change. Click to expand... Yep, thats cold alright! :lol:
rmrdaddy Joined Apr 2006 1K Posts | 2+ South Jersey Dec 20, 2008 #12 HEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Gordomatic!!! I wuz wunderin'...How cold be it whur you ar???
Bikeman Joined Oct 2005 3K Posts | 14+ Central Canada, eh? Discussion Starter Dec 20, 2008 #13 It is so cold, that when I put on my coat to take out the garbage, it didn't want to go!!
Skeptic49 Joined Mar 2006 1K Posts | 0+ St. Augustine, FL Dec 21, 2008 #14 It was so cold here in FL, I had to scrape ice off the windshield TWICE! Geoff Who notes it is a chilly 70 outside, and the hooded mergansers are huddled together for warmth! :roll:
It was so cold here in FL, I had to scrape ice off the windshield TWICE! Geoff Who notes it is a chilly 70 outside, and the hooded mergansers are huddled together for warmth! :roll:
Bikeman Joined Oct 2005 3K Posts | 14+ Central Canada, eh? Discussion Starter Dec 21, 2008 #15 Here is a free one for you: It is so cold menopausal women look forward to having a hot flash!!
T t-star Joined Mar 2004 2K Posts | 0+ Dec 21, 2008 #16 we've been seeing -40 o vernite and right now it's -34- even the dog(husky) wants his blanket and bed when he comes in
we've been seeing -40 o vernite and right now it's -34- even the dog(husky) wants his blanket and bed when he comes in
K Kelvin Joined Jun 2005 3K Posts | 7+ F*ing Jersey Dec 21, 2008 #17 Okay, my turn. GORDON, HOW COLD IS IT? (as I watch another 4 inches pile up in my driveway!)
Bikeman Joined Oct 2005 3K Posts | 14+ Central Canada, eh? Discussion Starter Dec 21, 2008 #18 It is so cold, that when I phoned information for Mattys number, they said to phone back in the spring!!
It is so cold, that when I phoned information for Mattys number, they said to phone back in the spring!!
Skeptic49 Joined Mar 2006 1K Posts | 0+ St. Augustine, FL Dec 22, 2008 #19 It's 1930 hrs 122208 in beautiful St. Augustine, FL and +37 degrees F in the back yard. Geoff Who is wearing pants, shoes and a sweatshirt instead of his usual flip flops shorts and T-shirt. :shock:
It's 1930 hrs 122208 in beautiful St. Augustine, FL and +37 degrees F in the back yard. Geoff Who is wearing pants, shoes and a sweatshirt instead of his usual flip flops shorts and T-shirt. :shock:
J JR Joined Oct 2004 9K Posts | 0+ Northern Georgia Dec 23, 2008 #20 Here in Northern Georgia, at 0800, 12/23/08, it was a balmy 11 degrees F, under cloudy skies. Yesterday's HIGH was 31 degrees. Oh, and there's a 20 mph wind blowing, as well. :thumbsup:
Here in Northern Georgia, at 0800, 12/23/08, it was a balmy 11 degrees F, under cloudy skies. Yesterday's HIGH was 31 degrees. Oh, and there's a 20 mph wind blowing, as well. :thumbsup: