I just had to....Joke....(R)

Now that was funny...mind if I borrow it?

Good one!!!!!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

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Thats a great one.... :lol:

That's pretty funny...


Here's my fav of lateR) (No explicit material, but some inuendo)

Dave is playing poker at his buddy John's house. When the dealer sends Daves cards a little too hard, they slide off the table, and Dave has to chase them. While hunting around amongst the feet on the floor, Dave notices that John's wife Lara is au naturale under her skirt. Embarassed, Dave locates his cards and sits up quickly. To his surprise, Lara smiles and winks at him.

Later, when they are both in the kitchen grabbing a beer , Lara asks him "Did you like what you saw down there?" Dave admits that he did, in fact, like it. "It can be yours for $500."

Dave contemplates the moral implications for about 3 seconds and agrees. Lara points out that he should probably come over when John is at work, and since Dave usually takes friday afternoons off, they agree on friday.

The big day rolls around, and Dave shows up. Lara asks him if he brought the money, and Dave produces it. They finish their business and Dave leaves.

Not too long after, John comes home from work. He comes straight to Lara and, with a note of concern in his voice, asks "Was Dave here this afternoon?" Lara tries not to panic, but admits that he had been there. "Did he give you $500?" Now Lara is sure that she's been busted, but sees no way out, so she admits that she was paid. "Oh good", John says with relief in his voice, "Dave came by the office this morning and asked to borrow $500. He said he'd return it at the house this afternoon..."

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Also a good one!!! :lol:

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Sounds like the end of my day as well

Hey Soup, I got a good laugh out of yours as well