"Jesus is watching you."(G)

> A burglar broke into a house one night. He pointed his flashlight
> around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to
> place in his sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark
> saying, "Jesus is watching you."
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> He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight out, and froze.
> When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised
> himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on
> and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out
> so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is
> watching you."
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> Freaked out, he shone his light around frantically, looking for the
> source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight
> beam came to rest on a parrot.
>
> "Did you say that?" He hissed at the parrot.
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> "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn
> you."
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> The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
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> "Moses," replied the bird.
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> "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird
> Moses?"
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> "The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler, Jesus.