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Would someone please provide a picture to go with this "personals ad?" :lol:
I am an opinionated Czech imigrant with foul breath and terrible body odor. I have HUGE feet, and sweat profusely in large crowds of people, but I am a humanitarian. I tend to get belligerant after consuming dairy products, and an intestinal disorder causes me to produce obscene amounts of gas after each meal. I do, however, look great in horsehair lingerie. I have several children, although my vision is blurred, so I am unsure of how many. So, if you are looking for a woman who can armwrestle you under the table- I'm your girl...
I am seeking a slovenly man with terrible bathroom habits and identical body odor. Hairy palms and a love for goat cheese are a plus. No matter if you are married or single, just promise to rub my corny feet after a long day at the Emu ranch. Oh, and please, send me a picture of your genitalia - only- because I wouldn't want to know anything else about you.