Ocean of beer (g-pg13)

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A cruise ship goes down in the middle of the ocean. and only two men survive. They are in a lifeboat with a chest that is locked. After a few days when they are getting hungry and thirsty they are able to pry open the chest out of desperation. To their dismay there is only an old lamp in there. the first guy picks it up to look at it and a genie pops out. The genie looks around and says "ive got good news and bad news. the good news is that im a genie, and i am the kind that grants wishes. The bad news is that i can only grant one wish, not the normal three. "

without even thinking the second guy blurts out, "I wish the entire ocean was made of beer"

Instantly all the water around them becomes beer.

the first guy looks at the second guy punches him on the shoulder and yells "great! now we have to Pee in the boat!!"