Shipping

Jesse, that was a nice attempt, but ultimately a failed one.

You must unlearn what you have learned.

Let's study where you went wrong:

-"We should do a test."
This is an "ok" opening statement. Not very forceful and you should rarely use "we", but it is the opening and maybe you were trying to soft-shoe it.

-"10 of you send me 3 of your finest cigars, each using a different method"
Here, you really show that someday, you might have potential. A clear concise command, very easy to understand. The only problem is that since you started soft, this abrupt change in direction might startle some of your victims out of their suggestive trances. Must be careful.

"we'll see what is really the best."
NO NO NO! This is all wrong! At this point in the Force-push, you do NOT refer to "we"! Your victims must not be confused, or made to think about others! YOU, you must be the center of their universe at this point. This is what gives you your greatest power! You should have said something like; I will tell you what is best.


-"NOW whos in?????"
Again, WRONG WRONG WRONG!
NEVER end your Force-push with a question! You should have your victims under your command at this point, they should already be sifting through their humidors and boxing up your cigars!

I wonder if I will ever find a worthy Padawan. Even with my considerable power, I am not infinite.

(Jesse, as a demonstration of my power, you'll notice no-one will object to this HUGE thread-jack.)
 
I don't object to this huge thread-jack......Huh?..Wha...man I seem a little foggy this morning...
 
Darth PB,
Thank you for showing me the error of my ways. This is why you are truly are the MASTER, and I am just the student :oops:
 
i am still waiting for the Macadoodoos you guys were supposed to send. I guess my powers must be fading.....fading.....