Chick, "Shall I kiss you on the Veranda?"
Chevy,"No right here on the porch will be fine."
The Three Amigos
Chevy,"No right here on the porch will be fine."
The Three Amigos
"They cain't see us, we're in the spirit world @$$hole" ~~ Young Guns
"No, they were not 'psychos'. 'Psychos' do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a sh!t how crazy they are." ~~ From Dusk 'Til Dawn
"Zathras have sad life. Probably have sad death, too. At least there is symmetry." ~~ Babylon 5 (not a movie, but. . .)
"Hey Vasquez. Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No, have you?"
"Let's rock!" ~~ Aliens
"Honey, next time, duck."
"Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy." ~~ True Lies
"All right you primitive screwheads, this is my BOOMSTICK."
"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me? Blow."
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." ~~ Army of Darkness
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I hope not, 'cuz I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt!"
"Hello [forgot kid's name], now what have we learned about the dangers of smoking? [takes a puff, hands cig back to kid] Tell anyone you saw me here and I'll blow your f*cking head off." ~~ The Long Kiss Goodnight
"No, they were not 'psychos'. 'Psychos' do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a sh!t how crazy they are." ~~ From Dusk 'Til Dawn
"Zathras have sad life. Probably have sad death, too. At least there is symmetry." ~~ Babylon 5 (not a movie, but. . .)
"Hey Vasquez. Have you ever been mistaken for a man?
No, have you?"
"Let's rock!" ~~ Aliens
"Honey, next time, duck."
"Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy." ~~ True Lies
"All right you primitive screwheads, this is my BOOMSTICK."
"First you want to kill me, now you want to kiss me? Blow."
"Good, bad, I'm the guy with the gun." ~~ Army of Darkness
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
I hope not, 'cuz I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt!"
"Hello [forgot kid's name], now what have we learned about the dangers of smoking? [takes a puff, hands cig back to kid] Tell anyone you saw me here and I'll blow your f*cking head off." ~~ The Long Kiss Goodnight
" Pure Country"
Sure is a beautiful ranch, bout how many acres y'all got. George Strait
" True Grit"
That's the second time that texican saved my life, this time after he was dead. John Wayne
"Sands of Iwo Jima"
Count your toes, I'll do the mastermindin round here. John Wayne
" Goodfellas"
KAREN! I needed that money, that's all I got, they never woulda found it. Ray Liotta
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get blood on your floor. Joe Pesci
"Analize This"
You make me gay, I'll kill ya. Robert De Niro
Oh my, There are so darn many. I could go on all night. Now I gotta go watch GoodFellas. :wink:
Sure is a beautiful ranch, bout how many acres y'all got. George Strait
" True Grit"
That's the second time that texican saved my life, this time after he was dead. John Wayne
"Sands of Iwo Jima"
Count your toes, I'll do the mastermindin round here. John Wayne
" Goodfellas"
KAREN! I needed that money, that's all I got, they never woulda found it. Ray Liotta
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get blood on your floor. Joe Pesci
"Analize This"
You make me gay, I'll kill ya. Robert De Niro
Oh my, There are so darn many. I could go on all night. Now I gotta go watch GoodFellas. :wink:
I nominate Real Genius:
Mitch: Whatcha doin'?
Chris: Self realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"
Mitch: Whatcha doin'?
Chris: Self realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates who said, "I drank what?"
Saturday Night Live Dan Ackroyd
Jane, you ignorant slu@
Rowdie Roddy Pipper
(sorry I cant remember the movie)
I'm here to kick a@@ and chew buble gum.......and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I cant believe no one quoted these
I'll be back.... Arnold
Go ahead...make my day Clint
(I'm sure I'm gonna butcher this)
It's 120 miles to chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.....Hit it
The Blues Brothers
What kind of music to you have here? Oh we have both kinds....country and western
The Blues Brothers
Say hello to my little friend
Al Pacino Scarface
We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail
G.W. Bush after 9/11
Jane, you ignorant slu@
Rowdie Roddy Pipper
(sorry I cant remember the movie)
I'm here to kick a@@ and chew buble gum.......and I'm all out of bubble gum.
I cant believe no one quoted these
I'll be back.... Arnold
Go ahead...make my day Clint
(I'm sure I'm gonna butcher this)
It's 120 miles to chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark out, and we're wearing sunglasses.....Hit it
The Blues Brothers
What kind of music to you have here? Oh we have both kinds....country and western
The Blues Brothers
Say hello to my little friend
Al Pacino Scarface
We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail
G.W. Bush after 9/11
Blade: Trinity
Hannibal King: [after watching Blade casually kill a familiar] You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while.
[Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal]
Hannibal King: I'm sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today.
Blade: Now, what's behind Door Number One?
Chief: I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.
Blade: Kill you? Motherf****r, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better!
Finding Kansas:
OUR WEED IS PACKED WITH TRUNK!!
Hannibal King: [after watching Blade casually kill a familiar] You know, one of these days, you might want to consider sitting down with someone. You know, have a little share time? Get in touch with your inner child? Also, you just might want to consider blinking once in a while.
[Blade stops and slowly turns to look at Hannibal]
Hannibal King: I'm sorry, I, uh... I ate a lot of sugar today.
Blade: Now, what's behind Door Number One?
Chief: I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.
Blade: Kill you? Motherf****r, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better!
Finding Kansas:
OUR WEED IS PACKED WITH TRUNK!!
movie quotes
"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. Its Friday,you ain't got a job,you ain't got s##t to do!" -Smokey to Craig,Friday-
Murtagh-"God hates me. Thats what it is."
Riggs-"Hate him back.It works for me."
-Lethal Weapon-
Riggs-C'mon,we're back,we're bad,your black,I'm mad!"
Riggs to Murtaugh,Lethal Weapon 2-
Special Agent Utah-"I AM AN FBI AGENT!!!"
Bodie-"Yea,ain't it cool?!"
-Point Break-
"I know you don't smoke weed. I know this. But I'm gonna get you high today. Its Friday,you ain't got a job,you ain't got s##t to do!" -Smokey to Craig,Friday-
Murtagh-"God hates me. Thats what it is."
Riggs-"Hate him back.It works for me."
-Lethal Weapon-
Riggs-C'mon,we're back,we're bad,your black,I'm mad!"
Riggs to Murtaugh,Lethal Weapon 2-
Special Agent Utah-"I AM AN FBI AGENT!!!"
Bodie-"Yea,ain't it cool?!"
-Point Break-
more movie quotes
Pizza Guy-"Hey,this is a ten,the tabs thirteen."
Michaelango-"You're three minutes late dude."
Pizza Guy-"C'mon,I couldn't find the place."
Michaelango-"Wise man say,forgiveness divine,but never pay full price for late pizza."
Pizza Guy-"I gotta get a new route."
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-
"Gentlemen,you will always remember this as the day you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
-Pirates of the Caribbean=
More to come......
Pizza Guy-"Hey,this is a ten,the tabs thirteen."
Michaelango-"You're three minutes late dude."
Pizza Guy-"C'mon,I couldn't find the place."
Michaelango-"Wise man say,forgiveness divine,but never pay full price for late pizza."
Pizza Guy-"I gotta get a new route."
-Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles-
"Gentlemen,you will always remember this as the day you
almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow."
-Pirates of the Caribbean=
More to come......
As a pizza driver, that's when I tell the guy to pay up or go hungry. Course I've never encountered 6 foot tall ninja turtles... Seen people who looked like turtles, but not actually turtles. :lol:
jesse52 said:
They Live -- great movie
"You got to be one dumb mother f**ker to get fired on your day off!" ~~ Friday
Joined Oct 2005
2K Posts | 1+
Lost in translation
"Fifty bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose"
"Ok, another fifty the kid eats it.
"Double Turds"
Caddy shack
"Excuse me, you have my stapler?"
Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.
Office Space
"Ok, another fifty the kid eats it.
"Double Turds"
Caddy shack
"Excuse me, you have my stapler?"
Drew: I'm thinking about taking that new chick from Logistics. If things go right I might be showing her my O-face. You know: Oh. Oh.
Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, lets pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.
Milton Waddams: Yeah, but last time I didn't receive a piece.
Nina: Just pass.
[the cake passes and everybody but Milton gets a piece]
Milton Waddams: [whispering] I could set the building on fire.
Office Space
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2K Posts | 1+
Lost in translation
The first week I worked at State Street I swear this happened. I'm not joking
Bill Lumbergh: "Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. "
Scary isn't it.
Bill Lumbergh: "Oh, and next Friday... is Hawaiian shirt day... so, you know, if you want to you can go ahead and wear a Hawaiian shirt and jeans. "
Scary isn't it.
I use that one a lot. Another fav of mine is:teddyg112 said:
"Can I have your watch when you are dead?"
I wanted to see exotic Vietnam, the jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them.
-Full Metal Jacket
Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls
Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs
I love spaceballs really all the funny mel brooks movies
-Full Metal Jacket
Evil will always triumph over good because good is dumb.
Dark Helmet, Space Balls
Name's Barf. I'm a Mog, half man half dog. I'm my own best friend.
Spaceballs
I love spaceballs really all the funny mel brooks movies
A hundred million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.
- Die Hard
You forgot the most memorable quote from Die Hard,possibaly the best movie quote of all time:
Hans:You really think you have a chance against us,Mr.Cowboy?
John McClane:Yipee-Ki-Yay,motherf%#$^r.
- Die Hard
You forgot the most memorable quote from Die Hard,possibaly the best movie quote of all time:
Hans:You really think you have a chance against us,Mr.Cowboy?
John McClane:Yipee-Ki-Yay,motherf%#$^r.
Caddyshack
judge smails:
Danny, I've sentenced men younger than you to gas chamber......didn't want to.....felt I owed it to them
Bill Murry:
He's the cinderella boy............former head groundskeeper, now about to become Masters Champ.
Rett Buttler:
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Paul Newman Slap shot:
Gloves down,stick down, he challenged the Chiefs....called us names.....who was there????....Dave was there......
Daves a killer....
Daves a mess.....
Paul Newman to the golie in SlapShot
What did he say?
He don't know.
What did you say?
I say...Joe who own the Chiefs...
what did he say?
OWNS, OWNS
I don't care who own the Chiefs, the Hhhair in here make me sick..I puke every day, puke like this....
Your a golie , your suppose to puke
thats all for today
judge smails:
Danny, I've sentenced men younger than you to gas chamber......didn't want to.....felt I owed it to them
Bill Murry:
He's the cinderella boy............former head groundskeeper, now about to become Masters Champ.
Rett Buttler:
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn
Paul Newman Slap shot:
Gloves down,stick down, he challenged the Chiefs....called us names.....who was there????....Dave was there......
Daves a killer....
Daves a mess.....
Paul Newman to the golie in SlapShot
What did he say?
He don't know.
What did you say?
I say...Joe who own the Chiefs...
what did he say?
OWNS, OWNS
I don't care who own the Chiefs, the Hhhair in here make me sick..I puke every day, puke like this....
Your a golie , your suppose to puke
thats all for today
"Sucka Mutha F*cka"
40 year old virgin
"Is this a God d*mn"
Beavis and Butthead do America
"I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please, kill me I want to die. Put a bullet in my head"
Wedding singer
"RUDY.....RUDY....RUDY"
Rudy!
"Write that down"
Van Wilder
"Drugs are bad mmmkay"
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut
40 year old virgin
"Is this a God d*mn"
Beavis and Butthead do America
"I'm on my knees, pretty pretty please, kill me I want to die. Put a bullet in my head"
Wedding singer
"RUDY.....RUDY....RUDY"
Rudy!
"Write that down"
Van Wilder
"Drugs are bad mmmkay"
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut