Sweet holiday lights display

Isn't it every Dad's job to be immature?

:twisted:

Raising the kids, that's my wifes job.


(Man am I glad my wife doesn't browse the boards). :thumbsup:
 
Go Phish! Keeping 'em barefoot and preggers in the kitchen!! What a man! :p :p :p

With my do-it-yourself work schedule of 70 hours a week, I keep my kids with me the large majority of the time. My wifee-poo works a normal 8-5, so my schedule enables me to pick-up, drop-off, etc. the kids easier.
 
Big Paintbrush said:
Go Phish! Keeping 'em barefoot and preggers in the kitchen!! What a man! :p :p :p

Not in the kitchen, she's gotta work too. She's got two jobs as well. (So do I). She better bring home the bacon. :lol:
 
Yes, I agree - it is every Dad's job to be immature. I wake up my son with a light sabre every morning and we have a duel. Of course I have to be Darth Vader and use the red light sabre (I can do the voice). Have to admit I am getting pretty good at it - I have the Mace Windu attack in my arsenal! LOL.

I am like you BP with the job - it's my business and it's local so I spend a ton of time with my kids. I know their teachers, doctors more than my wife does - drives her crazy! Yesterday, had to grab the son from school because of a tummy ache - amazing how after 30 minutes of being home he was chomping at the bit for a duel.

Phish - you are the man! Unfortunately for me, if I let my wife raise them they will never get in trouble! What fun is that??? :wink: Plus she can beat the tar out of me.
 
Well, my son is too small (3 months) to get into to trouble yet. And my daughter is a pretty pretty princess. So she is above getting into trouble. She is already too busy playing fashion model to get into trouble. But I am getting her into the Simpsons and Family Guy so I am soon she will be quoting those shows as much as her dad and start getting into trouble. :twisted:

Now if I can only get her to appreciate the Dead and Phish on a higher level we will be starting something. That and Monty Python.

(maybe I can get her to clap the coconuts)
 
LOL - Phish - I remember when we were at HersheyPark (Our favorite place) and there was a Phish concert and the smell of pot in our hotel was overpowering. The kids kept asking what that smell was and I kept telling them it was candles. LOL!

I did get in trouble for letting them watch Caddyshack. Another classic.
 
"50 bucks says the Smail's kid pick his nose"

"Another 50 bucks says he eats it."


(Thread Jack)
 
"You must have been something before electricity"

LOL - that was a classic movie. I am laughing just thinking about those quotes you guys posted.

This is a MAJOR THREADJACK! Sorry CC.