That's funny, Sarge!!! Would you have had to account for the round in paperwork? As for the spiders, sure, why not, three inches or even a bit bigger is not at all farfetched. When I worked out at Mid-City Gym off and on from '74 to '83, we took our showers in a communal shower room, with a bunch of faucets and shower heads placed around the rectangular shower area. Since the gym was in a basement, and on the West Side of NYC, in what used to be known as Hell's Kitchen, and close to many restaurants and hotels, the waterbugs there were numerous, and many were two to three inches in length. Not fun taking a shower with those, but we did.