What are the credentials to make a cigar a "golf cigar&

Best golf quote ever:

"Any idiot can hit a golf ball, it takes talent to hit it straight"

I've been playing the game for about 20 years now and its still frustrating as hell.

I've been playing for 3 months and it's already frustrating. But a nice cigar always makes up for my game.

For my golf game; I pick up a good cigar that I like, go to the clubhouse; find the 19th hole; get a nice stiff drink; sit down and forget about swinging a club. I have more fun that way. 8)

I work at a golf course and i love when I am out on the course working and a can smell someone smoking a cigar. Its wonderful becasue it fills the air and is so intoxicating I want to stop working go get my clubs and smoke a cigar and try to play. Its a good thing I get free golf becasue its nasty the way I play. A few weeks ago I went golfing and was smoking a cohiba extra vigoroso. Had to relight it a few tims and was setting it on the greens and tees. That probabaly wasnt the smartest thing to do but because I work on a gold course most of the chemicals that are being put down only have ahalf life of a few days and water will totally dilute them. Still not good to me tasting on a cigar. I need to get one of thoes cigar minders. Its nice to be able to to hit something so small will a club just like the cave man whne he was hunting.