WISH ME LUCK!

Even war cannot prepare a man for the sights he will see when his wife is giving birth. :shock: Changes a man. That purple critter coming out is a scary sight. Then a few minutes later you realize that is your son or daughter.

A few months ago when I had my first kid i was scared as s**t. Then after he came out my wife and I laughed hysterically for about five minutes straight.
 
Wow, that's really something....

Congratulations!! You're a lucky man to have that experience.....
 
Bobberrific said:
Oh, you pooped your diaper again?!?! That'll be 20 pushups!

Oh yeh, that'll be the day, just imagine the goofy-softy talk that's going to be coming out of that marine's mouth....yeh, He'll be tough allright, right up to the point he's wrapped right around that little bitty finger. Got get um Devi........er Pappy Dog.
 
mikegunner said:
BTW --- ya may want to use a variation of the saying I have come up with for when Ariel is 12-13...... "Son, I have a shotgun, a shovel, 5 Acres and a bag of lime... No one will find you.... No one will miss you.... Touch my daughter and I WILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!! :twisted: :twisted:

Now THAT'S good advice!

Thanks.