What the hell, here goes:
La Aurora 1495 Robusto
Smoked in my living room late night.
Beverage of choice: Water
Tasting starts ominously when a blade falls out of my cutter slicing a nice neat hole into my leather couch. Lighter also sputters as I am trying to toast the foot, no problem. I set the lighter and the ashtray on the couch and go to look for some cedar and a match.
Returning from the other room I notice that when I got up the ashtray tipped sideways and my prize stick is now about 4 inches deep inside my fresh tear in my couch. Too make matters worse my lighter obviously was leaking and theres a bluish flame surrounding the end of the cigar that is sticking out making it impossible to grab and remove. Oops.
While I draw a mental blank about my next action I notice that the cigar has some pleasant leather and wood aroma, not like any other 1495 I have ever smoked, I then realize that it's probably the couch burning and that maybe I should try and extinguish the whole smokey mess.
I decide that my water will have to be sacrificed in order to try and salvage the couch and cigar buts it's too late, both are a total loss, the water goes anyways and I am left with a crappy three minute review to present for your entertainment.
Burn: Quite impressive, no corrections needed on the cigar or the couch.
Construction: Great, cigar was great and it was an Italian Leather couch, enough said.
Appearance: Pre-Inferno: A+, Post-Inferno: D-
Idiot factor: 9.9 out of a possible 10