Late at night, I was tired...
It was a feeble attempt at a joke. I was trying to insinuate that Capt seems more to me like the one who would be into the show.
That part about the baby was a reference to Cynthia or whatever the hell her name is being pregnant. Chris Rock has a bit about how when a woman gets pregnant her and her girlfriends have an abortion tribunal. Thats one of the quotes.
If this happens again, just know I have an issue with knowing not enough importantant info and way too much useless info. I just expect everybody to know things like how Jerry Garcia lost his finger or what Bart got Krusty in the Simpsons to get a job (a danish).