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Anyone want to take bets on how quickly this thread will now devolve into sexual inuendo and bathroom humor?
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Lost in translation
I just got an image of a big orange fish being dropped into a Wine Glass.[img=left]http://bestsmileys.com/fish/15.gif[/img][img=left]http://bestsmileys.com/lol/1.gif[/img]
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Bikeman said:
Ok - if Bikeman wants me to ask the question, I'll ask the question!
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?
Wrong question you say?
Fine then - here ya go
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Doh - wrong one again. That's funny - I can't remember the correct question...guess we'll see if a good night sleep helps out at all.
I hope that was on TV or something when you wrote that. :lol:
Otherwise you're as messed up as I am. :lol:
I actually have a Tuffy screwdriver marked Swallow Airplane Company from my grandfather that my greatgrandfather used to clean the hooves on the cows on the family farm.
Ahaaaaaa!!! This thread brings me back to the days gone by when Tree Frog Frank and a couple others won some inane contests I held. By the way, I had the same image when someone suggested slipping a ruffy into Brenda's drink. I was thinking "orange roughy in the drink, this thread is getting reaaaalllllllyyyyy fishy now." :cryinlaugh:
Okay, here goes. A female hippo is flying at Mach 1.3 around 75,000 feet up when she suddenly spots Air Force I approaching. Banking slightly left, she pulls up alongside and notices The President looking out the ------------- . . .
okay, the supervisor just told me we're done, it's time to go. If I'm alive and well, I'll see y'all at Monday Knighte Footballe Latere.
Okay, here goes. A female hippo is flying at Mach 1.3 around 75,000 feet up when she suddenly spots Air Force I approaching. Banking slightly left, she pulls up alongside and notices The President looking out the ------------- . . .
okay, the supervisor just told me we're done, it's time to go. If I'm alive and well, I'll see y'all at Monday Knighte Footballe Latere.
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Cedar Key
What a great movie - I think that the first scene is one of the best - followed closely by the Holy Hand Grenade scene
[img=left]http://wymanhq.com/HolyGrail001.jpg[/img]
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Entire script here: http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm
[img=left]http://wymanhq.com/HolyGrail001.jpg[/img]
ARTHUR:
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER #1:
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR:
Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER #1:
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR:
It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER #1:
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Entire script here: http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/grail.htm
One Christmas I gave my brother the script. It was a shooting script so, there were a few things that weren't in the movie. It's out of print now.
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