pay it forward?

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My wife and I don't argue much, but there are a few things that are sure-fire:
1)
Me: We have to be at the <insert function here> at 10, so let's try to leave at 9:30.
Wife: Ok.
<9:30 rolls around>
Me: Are you ready to go?
Wife: Yeah
Me: Ok - I'll get the car started
<10 minutes later - wife finally shows up>
Me: Just curious - what took you so long?
Wife: I had to put on my makeup and go to the bathroom
Me: <steam out of ears>Then why did you say you were ready to go!

2)
<in the mall>
Wife: Do you think my mom would like this purse?
Me: <steam out of ears>
Wife: Um - why don't you go look at electronics
 
phisherman said:
Hey Cybrus, don't think your off the hook since we're pissin and moanin' about wives. On with the moochin'.
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Que? Lo siento, pero no hablo ingles.
 
I thought I was the "only one" that fought with his wife....I feel better now... :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
cybrus said:
phisherman said:
Hey Cybrus, don't think your off the hook since we're pissin and moanin' about wives. On with the moochin'.
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Que? Lo siento, pero no hablo ingles.
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HEY!
I got a border patrol hat!...where your green card!!!!
 
Gotta love the Marines! DD sitting there in his ghillie suit watching the whole thing go down and then, when no one expects, he drops in and takes the prize
 
jihiggs said:
no fair! i dont speak whatever that was.
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this changes everything....

in the spirit of fair play...I will serve as interpreter...

now Cybrus said:Que? Lo siento, pero no hablo ingles.

translated....who would be a great guy to send all our cigars too?

Phish:

Pregunte la pregunta.

translated...yes I want to send all my smokes to a great guy too

Cybrus: Que es el "Border Patrol"?
translated...how about RAVYN...he has a border patrol hat.

Phish: no ese pregunta, la castizo pregunta. Idiota

translated...yes anyone who doesn't send all thier cigars to RAVYN is an idiot!


Sometimes I just like to go out of my way for you guys... :D
 
DD- enuff already. You have had more than enuff time to ask the question!

<--- looks at his watch. Tap...tap...tap...
 
BP:

You are the eternal timekeeper for PIF. You can never leave the forum now. Capisce?
 
DD, that was totally cool!!!!

I knew I should have stayed home today, just so I could sneak in and grab the mooching. Oh, well, there is always next time!

By the way BP, I have something rather unique planned for you - we'll talk later.
 
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