What's Bill Clinton's favorite cigar?
A Monicanudo.
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How does Clinton practice safe sex?
He doesn't light the cigar.
A Monicanudo.
EDIT -
How does Clinton practice safe sex?
He doesn't light the cigar.
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She should have gotten in the Cigar business!!!
Thank god she didn't.......I like to think of this as a seriously taken industry, she would de-value it a little...
But it would make a great cigar, just imagine the Aroma after a little age!!
:wink: :barf:
Thank god she didn't.......I like to think of this as a seriously taken industry, she would de-value it a little...
But it would make a great cigar, just imagine the Aroma after a little age!!
:wink: :barf:cigarsmoka said:But it would make a great cigar, just imagine the Aroma after a little age!!
Nice.... :bigpuke:
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Thankyou I sho nough got me a good one. I never thoguht a good ol boy from BY GOD ALABAMA would wind up with one of the most beautiful black women God Created !!!!
I tell you what........IF THE GOOD LAWD CREATED ANYTHING BETTER THAN A WOMAN HE KEPT IT FOR HIMSELF!!!
On another note someone once said that "If i ever paid 10.00 for a cigar, first i would make love to it then i would smoke it"
Thankyou I sho nough got me a good one. I never thoguht a good ol boy from BY GOD ALABAMA would wind up with one of the most beautiful black women God Created !!!!
I tell you what........IF THE GOOD LAWD CREATED ANYTHING BETTER THAN A WOMAN HE KEPT IT FOR HIMSELF!!!
On another note someone once said that "If i ever paid 10.00 for a cigar, first i would make love to it then i would smoke it"
Famous Quotes
"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to,
I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
George Burns at age 98
"If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go."
Mark Twain
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
Sigmund Freud
"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to,
I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral."
George Burns at age 98
"If smoking is not allowed in heaven, I shall not go."
Mark Twain
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar."
Sigmund Freud
Other Famous Quotes
Quotes from famous cigar smokers
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." (Sigmund Freud)
"There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall." (Fidel Castro)
"The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit." Jack Nicholson, explaining why he switched from cigarettes to cigars (Jack Nicholson)
"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." (George Burns)
"I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time." (Mark Twain)
"Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity." (Charles Dickens)
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." (Winston Churchill)
"Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar." (Groucho Marx)
"The Christians met on the way many people who were going to their towns, women and men, with a firebrand in the hand, and certain weeds whose smoke they inhale which are dry weeds stuffed into a certain dry leaf in the form of a muset made of paper, like the ones the children make on the day of the Holy Ghost; and burning a part of it, from the other part they suck or absorb or admit the smoke with breathing." (Christopher Columbus, from his Navigation diary)
"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar." (Mark Twain)
Quotes from famous cigar smokers
"Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." (Sigmund Freud)
"There is nothing more agreeable than having a place where one can throw on the floor as many cigar butts as one pleases without the subconscious fear of a maid who is waiting like a sentinel to place an ashtray where the ashes are going to fall." (Fidel Castro)
"The only way to break a bad habit was to replace it with a better habit." Jack Nicholson, explaining why he switched from cigarettes to cigars (Jack Nicholson)
"If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral." (George Burns)
"I smoke in moderation. Only one cigar at a time." (Mark Twain)
"Ah, if only I had brought a cigar with me! This would have established my identity." (Charles Dickens)
"I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form." (Winston Churchill)
"Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar." (Groucho Marx)
"The Christians met on the way many people who were going to their towns, women and men, with a firebrand in the hand, and certain weeds whose smoke they inhale which are dry weeds stuffed into a certain dry leaf in the form of a muset made of paper, like the ones the children make on the day of the Holy Ghost; and burning a part of it, from the other part they suck or absorb or admit the smoke with breathing." (Christopher Columbus, from his Navigation diary)
"Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar." (Mark Twain)
