Dear Bloofington, all is well between us.
Considering your reply, I have taken some time to meditate and ponder on the matter of hatred and unneeded sarcasm expressed. I am taking your advice to loudly reply because you have dazzled me with your extensive vocabulary and incomparable dexterity of Word Processing, choo-choo trains, and of course, cigars. After my contemplation, I have come to a decision to express my regret by making an apology for the mistakes I allowed myself to allot.
Also, I recognize the apparent measure of your authority in dealing with this superb forum. Thus, I bow down unto your name. Your knowledge of cigars is far surpassing that of mine. I hope you except my apology; there will be no need to contact Fernando (Matt. 18:15). That is the Book of Matthew form the Bible. If you are not familiar with it, I would be delighted to enlighten you on that matter. I am fully relieved you have apologized when I “took offense to [your] reference to the old Doobie Brothers song regarding [my] name.” I am ignorant about these Doobie Brothers, being only 19, if that has relevance. Please elucidate me what this has in common pertaining to my name. My name has nothing, to my knowledge, to do with these Dookie Brothers, but it does have to do with
http://www.BlackwaterUSA.com . Please visit it so that you may be informed of my true nature and life. Just as a hint: I work for the government. Blackwater was one of the many places I have been trained and have taught/assisted at. I will not go into any more detail, but I hope you get the idea. I am very ecstatic and proud of my occupation.
I took offense due to the fact that you do have such authority over me and your advanced sense of humor is overwhelming; I was intimidated due to my “individual sensitivities.” It seems you have composed many of these documents. Maybe, that is how you obtained such a position of greatness, here at AmBack, which I would never dream of reaching.
I have started this bickering due to my selfishness. Yes, I am taking responsibility for this surplus nonsense. I am genuinely repentant. Again, please acknowledge my apology, so we may start over. Please take no offense for this reply; it is only suitable for me to do this. Naturally, I will continue to provide reliable, consistent, and obviously exceptional information for this forum and for the fine people of the cigar smoking world, like ourselves. May we continue to smoke in peace.