When during a meeting during the day, you start to daydream about what you might smoke later that day, or go to bed putting your smokes for the next day together in your head!
You Know Your A Cigar Smoker When....
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When on your last vacation in San Diego, you take the train to the ugly little town of Tiajuana, it wasn't an ugly little town 30 yrs ago.
Just to get some smokes from the island down south. Then as you are leaving with 20 cigars stuck in all your pockets, you are stopped at customs and ask if you anything to claim. Sweating uncontrolably you announce no ma'am. She gives you the once over and waves you on through. Then if that wasn't bad enough you get no more than 25 feet from the custom lady, and your wife of 30 yrs, proclaims to the world, I can't believe you just carried those cigars back to U.S. soil.
But I am back home in Indiana, and have a few of those sticks left. If I ever do that again the wife will not know about it.
Just to get some smokes from the island down south. Then as you are leaving with 20 cigars stuck in all your pockets, you are stopped at customs and ask if you anything to claim. Sweating uncontrolably you announce no ma'am. She gives you the once over and waves you on through. Then if that wasn't bad enough you get no more than 25 feet from the custom lady, and your wife of 30 yrs, proclaims to the world, I can't believe you just carried those cigars back to U.S. soil.
But I am back home in Indiana, and have a few of those sticks left. If I ever do that again the wife will not know about it.
oh wow....
...when you consider a Ford F-150 to be a cigar accessory this time of year....
...when you consider a Ford F-150 to be a cigar accessory this time of year....
Good one...but I have a F-350 for my cigar accessory and I have to be real careful about stinking it up. Damm wives!!!
Travismaine said:
it doesn't get any better, or worse depending on how you look at it, than that...
You know you're a cigar smoker when,,,
You arrange and re arrange your cigars in each of your humidors by size and strength,,,,,God help me
You arrange and re arrange your cigars in each of your humidors by size and strength,,,,,God help me
pbburner said:
They should put an ash in the front of the Brown Truck as far as I'm concerned,,,,,
Cigary said:
I use an attachment heater that goes ontop of my grill tank. works real well as long as the wind isn't blowing.
Bobberrific said:
+1
When you're at a bonfire at your buddie's house, and you hear, "only two tonight?" :wink:
When you drop $500 or more for a box of cigars, and you tell the wife to piss off when they arrive. :twisted:
Does it count if you delete order/shipping confirmation e-mails so that you don't have to tell the wife until she sees the package, or better yet it gets delivered when she is not around?
When........
you get home from work and the first thing you check is the humidity in your humidor.........and your wife is used to it!
you get home from work and the first thing you check is the humidity in your humidor.........and your wife is used to it!
hahaha....thats the first thing i do to, check 2 desktops and my fridgeador :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
You get a 200ct because your 75ct is stuffed and in a month thats almost full too.
Guess it's good I have two spare 20ct for an emergeny!! :duh:
Guess it's good I have two spare 20ct for an emergeny!! :duh:
you know when....
getting mortared doesn't stop you from poker and a good smoke. Mosul, Iraq... 04/05
getting mortared doesn't stop you from poker and a good smoke. Mosul, Iraq... 04/05
