B.R.B.I.H.T.M.A.P.R.

OK, here is one:
BBMF

It refers to an Opus cigar, Big Bad MF.

I will leave the last two letters to your imagination. :shocked:
 
wtf = What the fudge (substitute the last word for a favorite curse)

omg = oh my god

asl = age,sex,location?

º¿º = me oogling your smokes

gtgp = got to go pee (If your chatting for a long time you need this)

bbl = be back later

bddghgfht = me typing random letters :)