That sucks, I've got that damn magazine on my shelf, and I haven't read that article yet. I'm such a dumb ass. I was doing a web search. I never thought to look at my CA mag.
I about fell off the couch laughing when I read your answer. Of course my wife wanted to know what I was laughing about so I showed her and she got a chuckle out of it too. (Which is kinda remarkable since most womes don't find such things funny!!!) If no one gets it in 24 hrs. I am declaring you the winner just for making me laugh so hard.
That show gives me the heebie jeebies. Whenever the doctor comes in I can't help but think "Hi everybody, my name is Dr. Nick Riviera". If you have an injury/deformity I can see getting plastic surgery, but elective???