WAIT!!! I'VE GOT IT!!! Women are practical. Appeal to her practicality. Appeal to the smart shopper in her.
"Honey, it's only $18, and it's not about cigars, it's about, well, the cameraderie and, and, . . .
I get a free shirt!!! That's right, and 35 out of 35 members say the shirts are great, and it's no longer a t-shirt, they're giving away a golf shirt. You know how I've been needing another shirt just for casual goings out, and this would be perfect. And besides, sweet dear, and by the way, you look really HOT in those new pants, honey. Oh, they're not new, but you look, you look really, well, trust me, you do. But they also send you coupons throughout the year, that's it, coupons, free stuff, and you know how you had to cut me off, well, it's only $18 to join and that's it for the year. I get a free shirt, four free cigars, coupons for other cigars, and besides, the proceeds go to charity, so I'll be doing a good deed, too. C'mon, honey, just this one last time, and that's it until January, promise."
Yeah, that'll work, try that one. Or buy a postal money order. :sm_angel: