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whats this thing you call a shovel? God put it there let God take it away , or the wife can get on her transportation ( Broom ) & sweep it away! I did get here a curved handle shovel a few years ago she tells me it is much easyer on her back ! & on top of all that .... I have a remote starter on my car, push the button from the warm inside of the house & I have 20 minutes to kill before I go out to a NICE WARM car , I set the defroster on high when I shut it off & when it starts, it cleans the windows for me !!!

I was back on 1460 WMBA & 1230 WBVP this morning at 6 A.M. , both of the regulars were off, one was sick & the other out of town for a death in the family, I got a call yesterday at 2:30 asking me to be there at 6 A.M. , well since it was shuch short notice I held out for more $$$$$, , didnt work, but I did have a lot of FUN on the air this morning , the 4 hours went so fast I didnt think it was time to go, but I did need to get to the cigar shop & get it opened by 10:30 & I was there just at 10:30, right on the button, not 10:29 or 10:31 , RIGHT on the button, had the coffee on & the flags out & my first customer by 11 A.M., it was a GOOD day, well I have been up since 4:30 A.M. & I need a NAP hahahaha Enjoy, Vince
 
Wow. Vince back on the radio. Sorry I missed that. I had an ergonomic shovel when I had the house in Fishkill. Very nice. Got it dirt cheap at Home Depot. Get the grandsons shoveling. It's great for physical fitness and their work ethic. Gotta start 'em young, Chef!!! Hey, . . .

HOW 'BOUT DEM STEELERS???? Still looking like one of the five best teams in football to me. And 8-3 is looking great right about now, especially after Westminster Abbey, The Tower O' Big Ben nearly cried on TV recently about blowing one for the team. Hey Ben, listen to WMBA-1460, Life Lessons by Vince the Navy Cook!!! You would've thought the season was over after that scene in the locker room.

Vince should write a book. Chapter 8 could be Vince's Life Lessons: Seven Rules For Maintaining Good Cheer. Chapter 3 would be Smoking With The Grandsons, ha, haaaaaaaaa!!!
 
sorry no post this sunday, I got the flu
 
I hope you feel better Vince; I can't go two sundays without a good sunday morning smoke.
 
Get well, Chef!!! Maybe you can regale us with a Thanksgiving Morning Smoke post, so we won't have to wait a full week. God bless you, . . .

"don't let the bastards get you down." - Sly and The Family Stone, 1971
 
Well here it is a few days past sunday BUT I am back to work & am feeling much better ............ Last friday I went to the doc for my flu shot, guess it wasnt soon enough ! hahaha, friday evening at work I was feeling a little quesy , but I thought it was the Rum on a fairly empty stomach, well I stopped sipping the rumabout 8:30 PM & went to bed about midnight , got up at 8 AM with the boss & she had her HONEY do list , well I told her I didnt feel well & then it started, you always feel good when your going out to work or spending time with the grandsons BUT when it comes to me you are sick well I am pissed, OK settle down what ever you want to do I will do, NO YOUR SICK, well with that I went back to bed, left her standing there , no one to argue with , hahahaha , I Guess I was sicker than i thought , I slept till 4AM , never getting up to go to the bathroom , NOTHING ! , well at 4AM I needed to drain the brain hahaha, , I got a sip of water & it came back up ! dammmmm maybe I an sick ! , well I went back to bed & slept an other 12 hours ........... took Monday off & am feeling a lot better today, NOW the Boss has the bug & tells me she feels bad for being mean to me when I was sick, since I made her supper tonight ( SOUP ) wedding soup her favorite , ( I took it out of the freezer last night ), so all I needed to do today was heat it for her, JUST LIKE it was made today ! so that was MY weekend , sleep & get yelled at, just like any other weekend But with out all the sleep ! hahaha
We Got our new car this past week, & on the way home the line painting guys from out crack highway dept. put a nice coat of yellow center line paint on the drivers side from wheel well to wheel well on our new Gray car .............. well I went to the state office & they filled out a form & it came back today with a 2 page form to fill out, & a request for photos, witnesses & injury reports , well since i didnt know i got painted till I got to work, I do know where & when I passed the paint crew , so now all I need is a second estamate from a body shop , photos & a sworn statement , noterized & a copy of my last blood test & a note from the Governer & all my w2 forms from the last 17 years & my third grade report card . soon I will get a check from the state for 12 bucks that will cost me 570 Bucks to fix ! ahhhh yes our elected leaders out spending our money again !
One thing about being asleep all weekend , I didnt have a cigar from Friday at 10 PM till today at about 10 AM .... YES it was a Don Carlos #3 & it was GRAND.....
since I was sleeping all weekend plus Monday & didnt eat anything or drink anything , I was kind of hungry this morning ( TUESDAY) so out came the Tofu & rice , a little coconut & dried Bananas ,peanutbutter , & just to add a little spice , green tabasco ......... , a splash of chicken stock & I was in BUSINESS , not a bad way to start the day !

I dont want to sound like a broken record, BUT I didnt get to spend any time with the grandsons this weekend so I have no news from the goings on of the RUGRATS , I do know they went to West BY GOD VA. with there dad for the weekend, what they did I have no idea , what ever it was didnt make the evening news so for that I am thankfull, as he is when the 3 of us dont show up on the news !!! hahahaha


Sales at the shop have been off this month , I hope it picks up after thanksgiving , right now we are looking at the lowest gross sales for a month since we opened 2 years ago , well it looks like the sales signs will be going up on FRIDAY at 3 PM , all purchases of 75 BUCKS for single sticks will get 10% off & all boxes will get an extra 10% off & what ever else I can figure out to do !
dammm it sure beats being back in the kitchen, working for a living.......... ahhh yea RETIREMENT with all the great times to do anything you want . Smoke, when I want spend time with the grandsons when I can, have a weee dram when times & conditions permit, listen to music when i feel like it & tell anyone I want to GET off my Grass hahahahaha , , , , Naww I am not that grumpy old man I will be out building snowmen with all the kids & tossing snow balls at the police car when he drives by hahahaha , CANT WAIT !!!!!


Gasoline has dropped below 2 Bucks a gallon at some of the private owned No brand name stations ,,,,,, the national brands are still at 2.15 a gallon a WHOLE LOT BETTER than the 4.59 we were paying just a few months ago ............ How long will it last? I thought it would have gone down before election day !

Now a few words about the bail out ............. BULL$HIT, the CEO's took the money & ran to companys into the ground, they stole from the share holders & now we the taxpayers are bailing them out, BS, SEND THE SOB'S to JAIL , just like the guys from Enron, I worked hard for my money & I dont want to "share the wealth" , LET the SOB's work 2 jobs or 3 just like I did . I burnt the candle at both ends for way to many years so I could kick back & enjoy my old age , Now some young bean counter wants to take my nest egg & & give me 3% BS, I worked for it , its mine, I might just cash out & burry the cash in the back yard hahahahahaha , time to move to a socialist country in Europe, oh wait I dont need to move socicalisum is Here DAMMMMMMM
Well that about all i have tonight, see you all SUNDAY !!!!
Enjoy, Vince
 
Good morning it is Sunday 30 November 2008, Thanksgiving weekend & the begining of the Christmas shopping season, yea just what the econemy needs, more people out spending money they dont have , charging on the credit cards, ahhh yes the Consumer is always right ! hahaha, , Sorry for the delay in last Sundays post but I was sick as I have ever been , slept 19 hours at one strech, with out a Pee break , I think hahahahaha
well the bird has been picked clean & the bones are going in the soup pot later today , nothing better than a roasted bone to make soup with , company comming, hey just add a little more water to the soup, lots to go 'round .............. , Turkey salad , creamed turkey on bisquites ,turkey sandwiches, cranberrys on the side of every thing, we had my mother in law here for supper, dammmm I thought by now I would not be having to spend time with my mother in law, she has no idea who we are , she has no idea who she is , but knows for sure she wants to go home ( she has been in a elder care facility over 2 years now ) body is healthy but the mind is GONE, kind of like me hahahaha ...... well we visit a few time s a week ( well my wife anyhow, I do get there some times ) , my daughter takes the great grandsons to see her every sunday, & the old bat knows who they are , well there names anyhow, but she thinks they are her grandsons not her great grandsons , & she has no idea who her grandaughter is, she just tells every one she is the nice lady who brings her grandsons to see her................ dammmm just shoot me NOW , it is tuff when the mind is gone but the body is still strong!, I dont think I need to worry about anything like that , I will be fertilizer long before that happens, creamated with a bottle of Laugavulin in my Gut I hope !!!!! , I want that fire to last a few days hahahaha Give every one a cigar & light it from the fire hahahaha, talk about sick hahahaha..........
the weather has been a bit chilly , running about the same as the Dow Jones Industeral average, & getting lower dayly, yep just like the Dow
6 do I hear 6 ?????? well i bought a mutuial fund last summer when the dow was just hitting 14 or was it 15, maybe 16 who cares now all i know had I bought canned beer instead of the fund I would have had a better summer hahahaha , drank all the beer & cashed in all the emptys & bought more beer , all I have now is piece of paper & the computer tells me I am worth about half of what I started with..............Hey how about a bail out for ME & YOU?????

I havent been cooking much this weekend, other than the Bird on Thursday & breakfast all week , been eating a lot of eggs & some tofu , a bit of cheese & some left over turkey sprinkled in the eggs ............ what else would you eat after Thanksgiving ???? , reminds me of a joke about a wife who gets a turkey tatooed on one inner thigh & a Christmas tree on the other , , wondering if her husband wants something to eat between the holidays ........................ dammm I am one sick S.O.B. hahahahaha

the weather has been Pittsburgh weather, cold, wet, one minute sunny the next...... nothing different here , same old stuff, dont like the weather wait a few minutes , you might get what what you want....,
Steelers have been doing what the Steelers are supposed to do , 5 time super bowl champs have been back on the winning ways, well all in all & no matter how you slice it , Football season is getting ready to get interesting , as well as Pitt pulling the back yard brawl out of there respective asses ..............

This is going to be a busy week comming up, I will be on the road part of monday checking on a few accounts , & thursday I have a fund raiser in Sharon Pa for some non profit group the name escapes me right now & Friday night we are haveing a Whisky Tasting at KING BEAVER Cigars , Rums from Napal , who knew they made Rum in Napal ? we will also have a few from Dominican Republic, Barbados ,& Panama, as well as 4 different Arminac from france 7 a small batch bourbon from Maple Hill distillerys in KY. & what would a tasting be with out S C O T C H ? I requested a flight of single malts one from each of the grand regions of Scotland , Highlands , Lowlands, Campbelltown, Islands & my favorite, ISLAY , I know one thing , I will eat before hand & have LOTS of Coffee ready, the cigars are going to be as special as the whiskys, I am breaking out the Museums from R&J & a new maduro from Montecristo, the Museums retail for 30 Bucks & I will have them Friday Night for 20 Bucks , & 3 for 55 !! , I havent figured out the sale price on the montes yet, But it will be GOOD for the customers & NOT all that good for me. but if we sell a lot who cares, as long as evey one is happy, might raffel off a humidor , anyone want to buy a chance on a 50 count humi for a buck? hahaha.

I will be making soup later today so I have a lot of veggies to cut up & a kitchen to clean up after breakfast, Barb is still feeling a little down about her mother not remembering everyone, but she knew this day would come, I think she is worried that some day that will be her, all her aunts & mother have Altzhimers & it seams to run in the family so some day soon she will be in the same position as her mother , dosent seam fair but thats life ...........


I hope you all had a safe & joyfull Thanksgiving , I know i did , Good food, family & a little scotch with a fine cigar after & with coffee, my brother in law & his wife & son with one of the sons buddys all showed up for desert, , I was forced to smoke a 5 year old VSG churchill, that my brother in law brought for me , I gave him a contraband monte #2 & I think it was a fair trade almost , we stayed in the Qtr.Deck most of the evening but he had to go home & get a little sleep before he went to work at 2:30 AM, what a time to start any job !!!! he is a clerk at the post office in Moon Twp , near the Pittsburgh Airport , he is working 12 hours from now till the RUSH is over , they have a few clerks off sick , & 3 just retired & havent been replaced as of yet, so they are working short handed & sucking up the over time , he is going to need a Brinks truck to bring his paycheck home hahahahaha

I will take a little time out after I get the soup started & roast a few pounds of coffee , there is enough Kona from one more pot , maybe 2 & I will be out of the Tanzanian Peaberry by Wed. so it is time to fire up the side burner on the grill & get my formerly fat behind outside & get the coffee going, then relax in the Qtr.Deck till the boss is done with the Sunday paper ,,,,, seams like we are in a rut, but its our rut & we are enjoying life one day at a time .......... Enjoy, Vince
 
Good morning it is Sunday 7 Dec.2008, Pearl Harbor day ( for all you young people it was the day that the USNAVY was bombed by the Japaneese Navy & the start of the war in the Pacific Ocean, it just boggles my mind how as a country we all pulled together & defeted the axis powers in WWII , but when the liberal press & the nay sayers & sympathisers got in the mix we were a house divided & messed up big time in Viet Nam & now again in the middle east, let the DAMMMM GENERALS fight the wars & keep the politicians out of it , General Swartzcoff showed us how to do it a month of bombardment & less than 200 hours when the boots hit the ground it was all over , so now here we are a few YEARS later still with boots on the ground & the liberals are still wineing , Oh well nothing to do but suffer through it , I was told a long time ago , be carefull what you wish for , you might just get it ! , So 7 December & 11 Sept. days that we as a country were "sucker punched" , we recovered from 7 December , the jury is still out on recovery from 11 Sept. .........................

It is a COLD blustery day here in da burgh wind chill of 5 F , the wind chimes are are so cold I think they might crack, we have about an inch of snow on the grassy areas but the road crews have been busy & the streets are clean, BUT since my flu shot last month I havent felt at all well, right now I have a head cold, sinus pressure & sneezing , watering eyes & popping ears , scratchy throat, I dont think I will be heading out to the Qtr.Deck today so No Don Carlos BUT I did fire up a pot of kona this morning, with the throat lozengers & spray , I could have been drinking tea & not known the difference, the taste buds have deserted me this morning .................

Yesterday was my Baby Girls 36th Birthday , seams just like last week I was holding her hand at the school bus stop & she didnt want to go ...... not much has changed over the years , I have gotten grayer & she now has 2 boys of her own , ahhhh yes paybacks are a bitch hahahahaha ..........

We had a whisky tasting friday at the shop it was a lot of fun & I did try a few Armagnacs, verrrrry tasty but will never replace islay scotch on my list of drinks to accompany my cigars with a pot of coffee, dammmmm not much I can say about that , cigars , coffee & scotch, the taste buds are DANCING , it was a FUN night 11 different scotches, 5 rums one bourbon & 4 Armaganacs plus 3 or 4 Tequila's, I was 4 for 4 on the Armagacs , 11 for 11 on the scotch One of the tequilas , passed on the rums & the bourbon, BUT Thursday night I made up for the lack of corn whisky in my system, I was at a fund raiser for a non profit group in Mercer county & they had a jim Beam Ambassador there with the entire line of TOP shelf stuff, Bookers blantons ,knob, & the rest as well as a Rye that was SMOOOOOOTH , but it just didnt have the smokey peat taste of a grand Islay , BUT the guy tells me BEAM Brands just bought LAPGROAIG , so Qtr Cask here I come hahahaha ,,not that it will ever replace Laugavulin 16 YO as my all time favorite , BUT you never know ................


breakfast was a simple poached egg on a grilled bagel with a slice of bacon on the side , it could have been a slab of styrofoam for all I can taste , dammmmmm I hate this, nothing has any taste today & i have a pot roast to make for the boss later today, I have no idea how to season anything, just looks like I will fake it hahahaha , I will season the beef when i start it out but I like to check on it & adjust the seasonings to make that wonderful GRAVY , BUT today it will be a long shot at perfection ! hahahaha

Since I was sick last weekend I didnt get to spend any time with the boys & this weekend I am still a bit under the weather so no news from the rugrats this week ..............


Thats about all I have from the Burgh this week ......... Enjoy, Vince
 
Well, well, well, it's a crazy night in Da Burgh, ain't it? And yinze are all lovin' it out there!!! Are there any Steelers fans out there? Yes, Ol', and I do mean Ol', Bloof's a Jets fan who spends his life telling fans of other teams how great they are, and building bandwagons for those other teams that their own fans will then ride on later. This year, Bloof's helping to build the Steelers bandwagon. I've been telling people for over a month they're one of the five best teams in football, and now those sausage eating, towel waving mad folk should be believing me at this point.

Vince, how the time flies!!! I've known people so long, they've had kids who grew up to have their own kids!!! I know what you mean, and you're WAY, . . .

I mean, about 15-20 minutes older than me, so I know how you feel. Yesterday's porn queens are tomorrow's great grandmothers, . . .

or something like that. Sorry to hear about your health. Hopefully that will soon change for the better. As for me, I expect nothing but extra good health and empty subway cars for the next several days. I just had my special linguini with garlic and oil. That's 8 oz. linguini with 124.5 grams (pressed from two large heads) of lightly sizzled, barely cooked garlic. Walking around my apartment, I don't know if it's the lingering cooking smell, or me!!! I know in two days, it'll be ALL me, ha, haaaaaaa!!! I've nearly been thrown out of beloved friends' homes for the aroma. That's why I've taken to bathing in Stetson cologne. It's cheap, doesn't always sit in a locked cabinet with the other fragrances, and is frequently marked even further down. Helps, but doesn't completely kill the garlic smell.

As for Pearl Harbor, a shame it's barely noticed anymore. I haven't forgotten to observe it.
 
I saw in todays paper that the Stllers beat the cowboys with 2 touchdowns in 24 seconds, dammmmm well thats the way the pointy ended ball bounces !


Yes bloofy we have been running this thread a long time, started back on cA if I remember correctly & we moved to amback & now flopped over here , well I dont remember exactly how long this Sunday morning BS has been going on , but I dont remember much before 99 or 98 , ( thats 1898 ) hahahaha

I did make it to work today , left a little early but it was a good day all in all, the head is still pluged a bit , but the shower will get the steam going & the nose will drain, I just hope the hot water tank will hold out with the wind chill below freezing it will take a LOT of hot water to loosen the sinus cavitys

Maybe I should just go for the garlic experence add some hot peppers & maybe a little fresh ginger , chase it all with a BIG shot of warm saki or just a flask of scotch, get under the covers & stay there till i get better hahahahaha , Hummmmm I could be there a LONG time !!!

well time for me to hit the shower & loosen up the flem,,,, ahhh yes its good to be home ! Enjoy, Vince
 
Uhhhhhh yeah, Vince, that's why I keep mentioning it. Barely cooked garlic, hot sauces in the hundreds of thousands of Scovilles, and of course, the whole ginger and sake thing you mentioned. Forget the white man's medicine, except for extreme emergencies or conditions. Like me. I admit that big pharmaceutical is keeping me alive, because if Advair didn't exist and work on me, who knows what treatment I'd be under? But for regular life stuff, even bad colds or lingering flus, I go with power foods, spices, herbs, that sort of thing. As a matter of fact, I am doing linguini with garlic and oil again right now. The pasta water's about to boil, 116 grams of pressed garlic are in the small saucepan with some Filipo Berio olive oil, and I'm going for that second half pound of the Bionaturae linguini. Why let it sit? I opened a one pound bag last night, tonight's a great night to finish it off. Besides, I got such a rush off the 124.5 grams of garlic I had last night, that I can't resist it tonight. Not to mention, it just TASTES SO GOOD!!! Speaking of good, I'll bet yinze can smell me 400 miles away in Western, PA, can't ya, huh Vince, ha, haaaaaaaa!

By the way, here's a little tidbit for those of you young folks out there, about something that happened 28 years ago tonight. Guys like Vince and I, from The Irrelevant Period, remember this night well.

I found it very interesting that Tampa Bay was involved in a Monday Night Football game on this night, a Monday, December 8th. There was another football game played 28 years ago tonight, back when El Jefe and I were much younger men. Tampa Bay was involved. I have watched at least a couple thousand NFL games in my lifetime. I watched that game. It was one of the best, to this day, especially on Monday Night Football.

Monday Night Football was an established thing in America by that time, but it was far from the big show it is today. I love games like tonight, when I can watch a good football game between two teams I don't care about, just enjoy the football. The game that happened on Monday, December 8, 1980, was not a good game. It was a great game. The final score was 16-13.

No one ever spoke of that game after that night. No one spoke much of that game after the middle of the third quarter. Tampa Bay was involved, 28 years ago tonight, and a game was played in the NFL. No one knows that. No one speaks of it. No one remembers it, but there was a Monday Night Football game 28 years ago tonight, and Tampa Bay was involved.
 
28 years ago , 8 dec. 1980....... seams just like yesterday, I dont know who was playing that night BUT I do know that it was the night John Lennon was shot , the end of an era the first of the Beatles to die , I was not a big fan of the later stuff they did but the first few hits, "I want to hold your hand"& others from that time were great, when they went to the mushroom & pot induced songs I sort of found them lacking in some thing, cant put my finger on it but I just didnt go with the flow of the new sound, , I did like the later music by Wings , it was more like the orginal stuff ............. right now I have Coltrain on the CD player with Leon Redbone up next , Might get some time to listen to some Brubeck later tonight as long as the Boss has nothing for me to do ! fat chance of that !

made a pot of Broccolli cheese soup in the crock pot today , added a few tosted onion crackers & a shot of tabasco green.......... NOT BAD AT ALL !!
Enjoy, Vince
 
Broccoli cheese soup!!! Yeeaaahhhh!!! But if you want to kick the crap out of any bug that you have, gotta put something WAY stronger than tabasco in there, like Mad Dog .357's Collector's Edition, 600,000 Scovilles. I think they've even upgraded it since I bought mine years ago, and it might be 750,000 thousand by now, hee, hee, heee!!!
 
Barb was eating it also & tabasco green is milder than the red, it has a nice flavor, I did hit my bowl with a little red pepper flakes & a squeeze of lime, , & just a drop of wassabi, JUST for Flavor hahaha, nose is still running hahahaha
 
Oh, well, if the nose is running, then keep that treatment up, especially the wasabi, and you'll be on the road to recovery in no time.
 
Bloofington said:
Oh, well, if the nose is running, then keep that treatment up, especially the wasabi, and you'll be on the road to recovery in no time.

it must have worked, went to work this morning, right after the Don Carlos # 3 I sparked up a graycliff blue & fallowed it with an Anejo robusto , a pot of coffee & a Monte series C torp & on the drive home a Davidoff millinum corona , more soup at home & now waiting for the qtr.Deck to get warmed up & i have a BIG DARK TRIPPLE maduro comacho 18/11 , that should be it for today, dammmm its great to have the taste buds back !
 
OHHH!!!! That does it, folks. Uncle Vince is just fine, and will be just fine. See that? I'm glad you got your taste buds back, but unfortunately mine are quite dull. Not for the same reason, though. I ate over a quarter pound of barely cooked garlic in my linguini with garlic and oil, each night on Sunday and Monday, and over two ounces yesterday afternoon. I did something for the first time, made rice with pressed garlic in it. Delicious. The apartment still smells like it, and I can't taste anything but garlic in my mouth. I had two shots of 141.8 proof George T. Stagg 2008 bourbon yesterday evening, then went out to a friend's apartment, drank a couple strong beers, Dogfish Head 90 Minute IPA, 9% and Baltika 9 Extra Lager 8%. Then, I had two broccoli and mushroom calzones from a nearby pizzeria my friend likes to order from. Just had my first French Press of coffee today.

Guess what? Through ALL of that stuff, . . .

I still can't taste anything but garlic in my mouth. BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHAHHAHHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
 
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