It is the Don Carlos #3 at 7 am , but I would like to try a Don Carlos #7 at 3 am anyhow .
Since I dont know where my wife keeps the check book I have never bounced one, I am not allowed to write checks, even though my name is on the account & I am the only one who ever had a job in this house, she writes all the checks, I went to the guys house at half time, he was there with a few of his buddys & a few beers under his belt, however he was quite confused that the checks bounced, he didnt get a notice from his bank, so he said, well I told him I would sit on them till the end of the month till his payday, make the checks good in cash, pay the 40 bucks for the bounced check charge & all will be good , if not I turn them over to the JP for collection, I have an other check only 9 bucks that bounced, I called the lady who wrote it & her mother told me she was in jail for passing bad checks, No Kidding, well I told her , come up with 29 bucks & make this one go away, if not it will be a 300 buck fine & an other 30 days in the county gray bar hotel, the mother said I will think about it, Whats there to think about 29 bucks vs. 300 bucks & 30 days , well she thinks it will teach her daughter a lesson, Yea right, what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes, Nothing she was told twice & still didnt get it right!
I dont know what his real weight was, if he is 115 thats even more unbelievable, but what ever he is , HE IS A MACHINE ! The best I have ever done was 12 dogs, & that was with chili & onions on them, & it took longer than 12 minuts to do it, However I did eat 42 Perogies at one sitting, but again that was a long time at the table ( for thouse of you who dont know what a perogie is, think of a large ravoli filled with mashed potato , or Sour Kraut , or cottage cheese, or Prune butter, boiled, then tossed in melted butter & fried onions , a POLISH staple .
I am on my 3rd pot of peaberry coffee today, I feel like floating away, all set for my cigar ride tonight, have a Cuban Monte #2 .
Enjoy, Vince